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Leto\u0161n\u00ed Velikonoce jsou pom\u011brn\u011b pozd\u011b. Zaj\u00edmav\u011b vy\u0161ly na m\u016fj sv\u00e1tek a tak krom\u011b p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed k Velikonoc\u016fm, mi chod\u00ed i gratulace k jmenin\u00e1m. Je to \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9, kolik si v\u00e1s na m\u011b vzpomn\u011blo. Je\u0161t\u011b jednou d\u00edky moc v\u0161em. \u00a0Dne\u0161n\u00edm ve\u010derem jsme ji\u017e na z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed koledov\u00e1n\u00ed u n\u00e1s doma tak\u00e9 p\u0159ipraven\u00ed. D\u00edky na\u0161\u00ed babi\u010dce m\u00e1me doma skv\u011bl\u00fd mazanec. D\u011bti pomohly up\u00e9ci pern\u00ed\u010dky a obarvit vaj\u00ed\u010dka pro koledn\u00edky. A v\u010dera u n\u00e1s prob\u011bhlo celo rodinn\u00e9 pleten\u00ed poml\u00e1zek. Nositelem knowhow je m\u016fj \u0161vagr, bez kter\u00e9ho by na\u0161e d\u011bti nem\u011bly po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 „pleska\u010dky“. Ale to v\u00e1m pov\u00edm, sehnat spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 pruty je t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nemo\u017en\u00e9. Jen douf\u00e1m, \u017ee z\u00edtra r\u00e1no m\u011b nechaj\u00ed alespo\u0148 trochu vyspat. N\u00e1\u0161 star\u0161\u00ed syn je schopen p\u0159ij\u00edt ji\u017e v \u0161est hodin. Nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm k smrti, kdy\u017e se na m\u011b je\u0161t\u011b v no\u010dn\u00ed ko\u0161ili v\u0161ichni vrhnou.<\/p>\n

Proto v\u00e1m p\u0159eji kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 velikono\u010dn\u00ed pond\u011bl\u00ed pln\u00e9 pohody a jen mal\u00e9ho „v\u00fdprasku“. \u00a0A pokud m\u00e1te slovensk\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy jako my, tak nech\u0165 v\u00e1s zm\u00e1\u010d\u00ed co nejm\u00e9n\u011b.<\/p>\n

PS: J\u00e1 jdu prov\u011b\u0159it obsah na\u0161eho baru, proto\u017ee mi pr\u00e1v\u011b do\u0161lo, \u017ee nev\u00edm, zda m\u00e1me n\u011bco pro dosp\u011bl\u00e9 koledn\u00edky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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